Me: Hey check it out, this is my OC Jho-Mei. She's a specific breed of demon who's also a Sanguine Mage - she can extrude the veins on her hands in order to allow a thinner barrier for her circulatory system, which allows her to manipulate and absorb the blood of others, sometimes without even touching them.
Tard 1: Uh, kay.
Tard 2: Hey, look at my brand new totally original OC, guys! He's a talking hedgehog who can run really fast!
Tard 1: Holy fucking spitball-hawking Jesus on a jumped-up sidecar man, that's genius!
Tard 2: I know! I worked on it for HOURS!
Tard 1: Hey, maybe we could ship him together with MY fast-running hedgehog OC, and they could have a baby that's PURPLE!
Tard 2: GODDAMMIT MY THREE REMAINING BRAIN CELLS JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE FROM ALL THE AWESOME!
Tard 1: MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!111!!!
Me: But that's just Sonic the Hedgehog.
Tard 2: Nuh-uh! He's GREEN! Totally different!
Tard 1: And didn't you see his yellow shoes? Goddamn!
Tard 2: Look at this guy, criticizing my OC when his is a ripoff of Darth Vader!
Me: What? How is she anything like D-
Tards: LOL LOL
Our species will never colonize Mars.